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Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  21 stones
(4, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(10, -4, D:1)
  22 stones
(12, 25, D:1)
  a +0 club

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 club
(13, 1, D:2)
  a rat skeleton
(15, -7, D:2)
  18 sling bullets
(20, -23, D:2)
  2 boomerangs
(20, 9, D:2)
  a hobgoblin skeleton
(26, -15, D:2)
  a +0 club
(26, 12, D:2)
  a +0 short sword
(27, -16, D:2)
  a +0 club
(27, -12, D:2)
  a +0 leather armour
  a cursed -3 dagger
(28, 23, D:2)
  a +0 club
(36, -5, D:2)
  a +0 short sword
  a +0 ring mail