Absurdism

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(5, 26, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(7, -13, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse
(8, -13, D:1)
  a ball python corpse
(9, 6, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(12, 21, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(14, 8, D:1)
  a +0 club
(15, 13, D:1)
  3 stones
(16, 15, D:1)
  a +0 ring mail
(17, -5, D:1)
  6 stones
(19, -14, D:1)
  a +0 club
(19, -6, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(22, 11, D:1)
  a +0 trident
(27, -23, D:1)
  a +0 mace
  6 stones
(27, 3, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(27, 26, D:1)
  a +0 pair of gloves
(28, 4, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(31, -11, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(34, 24, D:1)
  a +1 short sword of speed
  4 stones
(42, -25, D:1)
  a frilled lizard skeleton
(42, 14, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(44, -13, D:1)
  a scroll of amnesia
(48, -19, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(53, 4, D:1)
  a +0 club
(57, 23, D:1)
  a hobgoblin corpse (skeletalised by now)

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  an adder corpse
(1, 12, D:2)
  a frilled lizard corpse
(3, 8, D:2)
  a scroll of amnesia