Dickchan

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a rat corpse
(1, 1, D:1)
  a +0 vampiric short sword
  5 stones
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse
(4, 4, D:1)
  a slice of pizza
(5, 3, D:1)
  a cursed -1 club
(6, 2, D:1)
  a +0 club