Dickchan

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a scroll of random uselessness
(0, 1, D:1)
  a +0 club (still there?)
  a scroll of blinking (still there?)
(1, 0, D:1)
  a slice of pizza
(1, 1, D:1)
  a +0 hand axe
(2, 1, D:1)
  a +0 dagger