DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  2 inedible chunks of flesh
  a kobold skeleton
(9, -41, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(13, -21, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(16, -48, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(18, -43, D:1)
  a ration
(25, -20, D:1)
  a +0 club
(25, -9, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)