DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
  2 inedible chunks of flesh
  a kobold skeleton
(3, -1, D:1)
  2 stones
(4, -1, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 club
  a kobold corpse
(9, 5, D:1)
  10 gold pieces