DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  12 gold pieces
(1, -5, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(1, -2, D:1)
  a ration
(3, -7, D:1)
  2 inedible chunks of flesh
(3, -6, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a hobgoblin corpse