DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(9, 24, D:1)
  a +0 club
(12, -1, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(15, 14, D:1)
  a scroll of remove curse
(21, -11, D:1)
  a +0 club

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a scroll of identify
(2, -2, D:2)
  a book of Misfortune
(6, 14, D:2)
  a cursed -3 club