DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(2, 9, D:1)
  a +0 plate armour
(4, -3, D:1)
  a +0 club
(6, -18, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
  an inedible chunk of flesh
(6, -8, D:1)
  a +0 club
(11, -20, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(12, -15, D:1)
  a +0 club
(20, 2, D:1)
  a +0 club
(47, -8, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(48, 5, D:1)
  a +0 robe

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a potion of cancellation