DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(1, -3, D:1)
  5 gold pieces
(1, -1, D:1)
  a scroll of enchant armour
(5, -7, D:1)
  12 gold pieces
(5, -3, D:1)
  a scroll of teleportation
(6, 27, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  2 inedible chunks of flesh