DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(13, 16, D:1)
  a +0 mace
(17, 28, D:1)
  a +0 club
(27, 34, D:1)
  a +0 club
(37, -1, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)