DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  3 curare-tipped needles
(1, -2, D:1)
  a ration
(2, -15, D:1)
  a frilled lizard skeleton
(27, -2, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(31, -4, D:1)
  a +0 short sword