DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(29, 7, D:1)
  a +0 club
(29, 26, D:1)
  a frilled lizard skeleton
(50, 8, D:1)
  a cursed -3 club

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a scroll of teleportation