Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword
  (unseen)
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  1000 sling bullets
  (unseen)
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade
  (unseen)
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club
  (unseen)
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche
  (unseen)
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe
  a +5 battleaxe
  a +5 broad axe
(4, 7, D)
  a +3 large shield
  a +3 shield
  a +3 buckler
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  a +5 shadow dragon armour
  a +5 storm dragon armour
  a +5 ice dragon armour
  a +5 plate armour
(7, 5, D)
  42 fruits
  4 bread rations
  4 meat rations
(7, 6, D)
  a scroll of holy word
(7, 7, D)
  2 potions of brilliance
  2 potions of invisibility
  5 potions of haste
  4 potions of resistance
  a potion of experience
  5 potions of magic
  5 potions of agility
  5 potions of might
  2 potions of berserk rage
  9 potions of heal wounds
  9 potions of curing
(10, 1, D)
  the +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, Archmagi MP+6 Int+6}
    It inflicts no extra harm, but heals its wielder somewhat when it strikes a
    living foe.
    
    It affects your intelligence (+6).
    It affects your magic capacity (+6).
  the +10 dark maul {crush}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
(10, 4, D)
  a disc of storms
(10, 5, D)
  an uncursed ring of flight
(10, 6, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
  a crystal ball of energy
(11, 1, D)
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {inner flame, rF++}
    It has been specially enchanted to burn those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents.
    
    It greatly protects you from fire.
  the +6 shillelagh "Devastator" {shatter}
  the +14 plutonium sword {*Contam Stlth-}
    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    It makes you less stealthy.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, +Rage rPois rF+ AC+5}
    It affects your AC (+5).
    It protects you from fire.
    It protects you from poison.
    It lets you go berserk.
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
    If a monster killed with it leaves a corpse in good enough shape, the corpse
    will be animated as a zombie friendly to the killer.
  the cursed +13 scythe of Curses {drain, *Curse}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of those it strikes.
    
    It may re-curse itself when equipped.
    It has a curse placed upon it.
  the +0 sword of Power
  the +8 mace of Variability {chaos}
    Each time it hits an enemy it has a different, random effect.
  the +7 Singing Sword
  the +7 longbow "Piercer" {penet, EV-2}
    Ammo fired by it will pass through the targets it hits, potentially hitting
    all targets in its path until it reaches maximum range.
    
    It affects your evasion (-2).
(73, 1, D)
  the +3 flail "Banisher" {freeze, rF+ Str+5}
    It has been specially enchanted to freeze those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    It affects your strength (+5).
    It protects you from fire.
(75, 1, D)
  an uncursed staff of summoning