Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(3, 0, D)
  a +2 scimitar of holy wrath
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of venom
  a +2 dire flail of protection
  the +3 war axe of a bailey {chop, Int+3}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It affects your intelligence (+3).
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(4, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(38, 0, D)
  a +0 giant spiked club
(44, 0, D)
  a bat corpse (skeletalised by now)