Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a stone
(4, 0, D)
  a rat skeleton
(5, 0, D)
  3 stones
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(44, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(45, 0, D)
  the +2 scimitar "Killer Klown's Regret" {holy, rN++ Str+3}
    It has been blessed by the Shining One to cause great damage to the undead
    and demons.
    
    It affects your strength (+3).
    It greatly protects you from negative energy.
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 morningstar of holy wrath
  a +1 broad axe of chopping
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(46, 0, D)
  a +0 pair of boots
(47, 0, D)
  a +0 helmet
(48, 0, D)
  a +1 chain mail
(52, 0, D)
  a yak corpse