Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a stone
(6, 0, D)
  a cursed +0 club
  2 stones
(10, 0, D)
  a +0 flail
  a +0 leather armour
  a cursed +0 giant club
(13, 8, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
  a +1 dagger of draining
  a +0 robe
  an orc corpse
(14, 8, D)
  a +0 club
  50 gold pieces
(15, 8, D)
  a +0 dire flail
  a +0 plate armour
  50 gold pieces
(16, 8, D)
  a large rock
  a +0 short sword
  a +0 chain mail
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 whip
  a +0 great sword
  a +0 plate armour
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
  250 gold pieces
  an orc corpse
  an orc corpse
  an orc corpse
  an orc corpse
(17, 8, D)
  2 large rocks
  50 gold pieces
(18, 8, D)
  a +0 club
  50 gold pieces
  an orc corpse
(19, 8, D)
  50 gold pieces
(20, 6, D)
  a +1 trident of venom
  a +0 ring mail
(20, 8, D)
  a +0 mace
  a +0 chain mail
  50 gold pieces
  an orc corpse
(21, 8, D)
  a +0 club
  a +0 scale mail
  100 gold pieces
  an orc corpse
(24, 6, D)
  2 throwing nets
(34, 4, D)
  an elephant corpse (skeletalised by now)
(44, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(45, 0, D)
  the +4 quarterstaff "Orb Guardian's Regret" {freeze, Dex+6}
    It has been specially enchanted to freeze those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+6).
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(47, 0, D)
  a +0 helmet
(50, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(51, 0, D)
  a +0 giant club
(53, 4, D)
  a +0 hand axe
(57, 4, D)
  a +0 helmet
(58, 4, D)
  a +0 pair of boots
(60, 4, D)
  a +0 helmet