Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(0, 5, D)
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  the +4 quarterstaff "Muha Uto" {flame, rN++ MR-}
    It has been specially enchanted to burn those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents.
    
    It greatly protects you from negative energy.
    It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments.
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 morningstar of crushing
  a +1 broad axe of chopping
  a +2 rapier of electrocution
(0, 6, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(0, 40, D)
  a giant newt corpse
  an orc corpse
(0, 46, D)
  a giant gecko corpse
  a rat corpse
  a hobgoblin corpse