Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 club
  (unseen)
(0, 1, D)
  an arrow
(0, 7, D)
  a +0 dagger
(0, 13, D)
  a +1 scale mail
(0, 14, D)
  a +0 helmet
(0, 15, D)
  a +0 pair of boots
(0, 16, D)
  a +2 scimitar of holy wrath
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of protection
  the +2 dire flail of Objectivity {drain, *Noise *Slow rN+++}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of those it strikes.
    
    It renders you almost immune to negative energy.
    It may make noises in combat.
    It may slow you when you take damage.
  a +1 broad axe of freezing
  the +2 rapier "Death Rattle" {pierce, rF+}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It protects you from fire.
(0, 17, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(4, 1, D)
  a +0 helmet
(4, 2, D)
  a +0 pair of boots
(4, 3, D)
  a +0 helmet
(4, 4, D)
  a +0 helmet
(4, 6, D)
  40 fruits
  12 bread rations
(4, 8, D)
  21 gold pieces
(4, 9, D)
  3 javelins
(4, 10, D)
  22 stones
(4, 11, D)
  a +0 whip