Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 club
  a +0 dagger
(0, 6, D)
  a +0 shortbow
  17 arrows
(0, 40, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(0, 41, D)
  the +2 scimitar "Nedot" {pain, MR++ Str-4 Int+3 SInv}
    In the hands of one skilled in necromantic magic, it inflicts extra damage
    on living creatures.
    
    It affects your strength (-4).
    It affects your intelligence (+3).
    It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments.
    It lets you see invisible.
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 morningstar of crushing
  the +1 broad axe "Soosalup" {speed, Stlth+}
    Attacks with this weapon are significantly faster.
    
    It makes you more stealthy.
    
    Cheibriados disapproves of the use of such an item.
  a +2 rapier of speed
(0, 43, D)
  a +0 naga barding
(4, 16, D)
  a +0 trident
(4, 17, D)
  a blink frog corpse
(4, 19, D)
  a porcupine corpse
(4, 20, D)
  a bullfrog corpse
(4, 22, D)
  a porcupine corpse