Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 whip
(7, 0, D)
  a +0 club
  an orc skeleton
(39, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(40, 0, D)
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  the +2 halberd of Righteous Anger {flame, *Noise rF- Dex+5}
    It has been specially enchanted to burn those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents. Big, fiery blades are also staple armaments of
    hydra-hunters.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+5).
    It makes you vulnerable to fire.
    It may make noises in combat.
    
    Dithmenos disapproves of the use of such an item.
  a +2 dire flail of crushing
  a +1 broad axe of freezing
  a +2 rapier of electrocution
(41, 0, D)
  a +0 pair of boots
(42, 0, D)
  a +0 pair of gloves
(43, 0, D)
  a +1 chain mail