Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
  a +0 trident
(3, 0, D)
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  the +2 dire flail of Impatience {venom, MP+9 Dex+4 SInv}
    It poisons the flesh of those it strikes.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+4).
    It affects your magic capacity (+9).
    It lets you see invisible.
  a +1 broad axe of chopping
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(4, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(38, 0, D)
  a worker ant corpse
  a quokka corpse
  an adder corpse
(44, 0, D)
  a +0 short sword
  a bat corpse (skeletalised by now)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
  a bat corpse (skeletalised by now)