Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 whip
(6, 0, D)
  a giant cockroach corpse
  an adder corpse
  a leopard gecko corpse
(7, 0, D)
  an orc corpse
(40, 0, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(41, 0, D)
  a +4 quarterstaff of protection
  a +2 halberd of protection
  the +3 war axe "Banugun" {drain, rF- Str+6 Int+4}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of those it strikes.
    
    It affects your strength (+6).
    It affects your intelligence (+4).
    It makes you vulnerable to fire.
  the +2 rapier "Doral" {pierce, rC+ Dex+2}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+2).
    It protects you from cold.