Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 club
  a +0 whip
  a +0 club
(0, 7, D)
  a +3 flail of protection
  a quokka corpse (skeletalised by now)
(0, 40, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(0, 41, D)
  a +2 scimitar of holy wrath
  the +4 quarterstaff "Goypsulo" {freeze, rN++ Int-3}
    It has been specially enchanted to freeze those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    It affects your intelligence (-3).
    It greatly protects you from negative energy.
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 rapier of electrocution
(0, 43, D)
  a +0 centaur barding
(0, 49, D)
  a +0 club
  a +0 glaive
  a +0 chain mail