Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword
  a +5 great sword
  a +5 double sword
  a +5 demon blade
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  a +5 longbow
  a +5 shortbow
  a +5 triple crossbow
  a +5 arbalest
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade (still there?)
  a +5 rapier (still there?)
  a +5 dagger (still there?)
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club (still there?)
  a +5 giant club (still there?)
  a +5 great mace (still there?)
  a +5 demon whip (still there?)
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche
  a +5 demon trident
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe (still there?)
  a +5 battleaxe (still there?)
  a +5 broad axe (still there?)
(4, 7, D)
  a +3 kite shield
  a +3 buckler
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  +5 shadow dragon scales
  +5 storm dragon scales
  +5 ice dragon scales
  +5 fire dragon scales
  a +5 plate armour
(6, 8, D)
  a +0 scale mail
  a +0 buckler
  a +0 flail
(10, 0, D)
  the +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, MP+6 Int+6}
    It heals its wielder for a portion of the damage dealt when they wound a
    living foe with it or with a spell.
    
    Its wielder's spells cost health as well as magical power.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+6).
    MP:        It affects your magic capacity (+6).
  the +9 heavy crossbow "Sniper" {vorpal, Acc+∞ SInv}
    Any ammunition fired from it inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    Any ammunition fired from it never misses its target.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
  the +10 dark maul {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
  the +14 obsidian axe {vorpal, Mesm Drain Fly SInv}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It occasionally summons demons to assist the wielder when it strikes in
    combat.
    
    Its wielder is mesmerised by any visible foes.
    It cannot be unequipped while any foes are visible.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
    Fly:       It grants you flight.
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
(10, 4, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(11, 0, D)
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {inner flame, rF++}
    It burns those it strikes, dealing additional fire damage.
    
    It fills those it strikes with an explosive inner flame.
    
    It grants immunity to clouds of flame.
    
    rF:        It greatly protects you from fire.
  the +11 plutonium sword {Contam Stlth-}
    It occasionally inflicts wild transmutation effects on those it strikes,
    inflicting malmutation or extra damage, or polymorphing them into a new
    form.
    
    Contam:    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    Stlth:     It makes you less stealthy.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, rPois rF+ rC+ AC+3}
    It inflicts extra damage against dragons and draconians.
    
    AC:        It affects your AC (+3).
    rF:        It protects you from fire.
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
    Any living foe damaged by it may be reanimated upon death as a zombie
    friendly to the wielder, with an increasing chance as more damage is dealt.
  the +13 scythe of Curses {drain, Drain}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of any living foe it strikes.
    
    It inflicts powerful necromantic curses on any living foe it strikes.
    
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
  the +5 sword of Power {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It occasionally discharges a powerful but inaccurate bolt of energy upon
    striking a foe, with increased chance the greater the wielder's current
    health.
  the +7 mace of Variability {chain chaos}
    Each time it hits an enemy it has a different, random effect.
    
    It occasionally unleashes arcs of chaos on nearby creatures upon striking a
    foe.
    
    Cheibriados disapproves of the use of such an item.
  the +7 Singing Sword {vorpal, sonic wave}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It radiates damaging sonic waves as it strikes, especially in combat
    involving dangerous or numerous foes.
  the +8 storm bow {elec, penet}
    Any ammunition fired from it occasionally discharges a powerful burst of
    electricity upon striking a foe.
    
    Any ammunition fired by it passes through the targets it hits, potentially
    hitting all targets in its path until it reaches maximum range.
(61, 0, D)
  a +2 scale mail of cold resistance
(61, 8, D)
  a +3 vampiric rapier
  (unseen)
(61, 12, D)
  a black bear corpse
(62, 0, D)
  the +2 longbow "Jeymp" {vorpal, rPois rC+ Will++ rCorr}
    Any ammunition fired from it inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
    Will:      It greatly increases your willpower.
(62, 1, D)
  the dreamshard necklace {*Dream Drain}
    [amulet of nothing]
    
    It shatters if its wearer takes lethal or near-lethal damage, preventing the
    blow and releasing protective dreams that heal and fight for the wearer.
    
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
(62, 2, D)
  a +0 trident
  a boomerang
  a merfolk corpse
(62, 3, D)
  a +0 trident
  3 boomerangs
  a merfolk corpse
(62, 12, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
  a spriggan corpse
(63, 0, D)
  the +7 dagger of Vilagar {spect, *Noise Int+4 Stlth+}
    When its wielder attacks, the weapon's spirit leaps out and strikes again.
    The spirit shares a part of any damage it takes with its wielder.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+4).
    *Noise:    It may make noises in combat.
    Stlth:     It makes you more stealthy.
(63, 2, D)
  a +0 trident
(63, 4, D)
  a +0 trident
  a boomerang
  a merfolk corpse
(63, 12, D)
  a black bear corpse
(67, 0, D)
  a staff of fire
(68, 0, D)
  a +0 pair of boots of rampaging
(68, 4, D)
  a +0 war axe
  a +0 chain mail of willpower
(69, 0, D)
  a +0 rapier of venom
(69, 4, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
(69, 5, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
  an orc corpse
(70, 8, D)
  a +0 war axe of venom
  (unseen)
(70, 9, D)
  a staff of air
  (unseen)
(71, 8, D)
  a +3 leather armour of willpower
  (unseen)
(72, 8, D)
  the +6 halberd "Yzibemi Oroz" {freeze, Int+4}
    It freezes those it strikes, dealing additional cold damage. It can also
    slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+4).
  (unseen)
(72, 9, D)
  a +2 vorpal spear
  (unseen)
(73, 1, D)
  a +0 long sword of electrocution