Obama

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(4, 14, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(4, 22, D:1)
  a robe
(4, 38, D:1)
  a dagger
(4, 53, D:1)
  a whip
(5, -4, D:1)
  a stone
(5, 0, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(6, -4, D:1)
  a stone
(6, 8, D:1)
  29 sling bullets
(11, 27, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a rat corpse