Placeboclown

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(6, 15, D:1)
  a +0 club
(7, 7, D:1)
  a +0 club
(15, 34, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 dagger
(32, 14, D:1)
  a ball python skeleton
(37, -1, D:1)
  a rat skeleton

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a scroll of acquirement