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Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +2 hat
(7, -6, D:1)
  a +0 club
(7, 7, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(9, -8, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(11, -18, D:1)
  a stone
  a +0 short sword
(14, 3, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(20, 16, D:1)
  a +0 club
(31, 11, D:1)
  a +0 club
(40, 2, D:1)
  9 stones
(45, 3, D:1)
  a +0 cloak

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 chain mail
(1, -8, D:2)
  a quokka corpse
(2, -12, D:2)
  a hobgoblin skeleton
(4, -7, D:2)
  a +0 sling