DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(4, 1, D:1)
  a kobold corpse
(6, -19, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(9, -5, D:1)
  a cursed +0 club
(10, -14, D:1)
  a goblin skeleton
(10, 13, D:1)
  a scroll of random uselessness
(18, 10, D:1)
  a +0 chain mail