DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(11, 25, D:1)
  2 boomerangs
(11, 26, D:1)
  a scroll of immolation
(12, -11, D:1)
  a +0 scale mail
(13, -6, D:1)
  a +0 club
(13, 24, D:1)
  a scroll of teleportation
(13, 28, D:1)
  a frilled lizard corpse (skeletalised by now)
(14, 25, D:1)
  a potion of invisibility
(14, 28, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  (unseen)
(17, 8, D:1)
  a +0 robe