DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(3, 14, D:1)
  a +0 flail
(4, -4, D:1)
  a +0 club
(6, 26, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(16, 4, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(18, 9, D:1)
  a +0 club
(22, 0, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(23, 28, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(28, -12, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(30, -9, D:1)
  a +0 club
(31, 13, D:1)
  a +0 club
(33, 21, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)