DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a scroll of noise
(1, 33, D:1)
  a +0 plate armour
(5, -3, D:1)
  a scroll of teleportation
(5, 19, D:1)
  a +0 leather armour
(13, 11, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(18, 28, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(26, 13, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a hobgoblin corpse
(27, 10, D:1)
  a scroll of noise