DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 buckler
(2, -35, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(7, 10, D:1)
  a +0 club
(8, -4, D:1)
  16 gold pieces
(16, -15, D:1)
  a +0 club
(21, -11, D:1)
  a +0 short sword