DildoBatman

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 spear
(8, -13, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(8, -10, D:1)
  a +0 club
(9, 15, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(13, 9, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(15, 23, D:1)
  a +0 club
(23, 6, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(34, -18, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(35, 17, D:1)
  a +0 club
(39, -8, D:1)
  a +0 club
(47, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(49, -13, D:1)
  a cursed -2 club
(50, -8, D:1)
  a +0 spear

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 mace of holy wrath
(2, 5, D:2)
  a dart slug corpse
(20, 22, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
(37, 8, D:2)
  a hobgoblin corpse (skeletalised by now)