Gargoyl

Level 1 of the Abyss
(0, 0, Abyss:1)
  a plain deck of wonders
(-3, 1, Abyss:1)
  a scroll of random uselessness
(1, 1, Abyss:1)
  a scroll of holy word
(-4, 2, Abyss:1)
  20 silver bolts
(-2, 2, Abyss:1)
  14 gold pieces
(-3, 3, Abyss:1)
  25 poisoned sling bullets
(-1, 3, Abyss:1)
  a +0 shortbow
(-2, 4, Abyss:1)
  a slice of pizza
(0, 4, Abyss:1)
  a potion of poison
(-1, 5, Abyss:1)
  a +0 rapier