Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 shortbow
(0, 3, D)
  a +0 short sword
(0, 32, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(0, 33, D)
  the +2 scimitar of Indomitability {pain, *Noise Str+4 Int+2}
    In the hands of one skilled in necromantic magic, it inflicts extra damage
    on living creatures.
    
    It affects your strength (+4).
    It affects your intelligence (+2).
    It may make noises in combat.
  a +0 lajatang
  the +2 halberd of Sin {freeze, *Contam +Blink rF+ MR+}
    It has been specially enchanted to freeze those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    It protects you from fire.
    It affects your resistance to hostile enchantments.
    It lets you blink.
    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
  the +2 morningstar of Departure {crush, rC+ Str+6}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It affects your strength (+6).
    It protects you from cold.
  a +3 war axe of freezing
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(0, 34, D)
  a +0 pair of gloves
(0, 35, D)
  a +0 helmet
(0, 36, D)
  a +2 ring mail
(0, 40, D)
  an orc corpse