Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword
  (unseen)
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  a +5 hunting sling
  a +5 longbow
  1000 arrows
  a +5 shortbow
  a +5 triple crossbow
  a +5 arbalest
  1000 bolts
  a +5 hand crossbow
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade
  (unseen)
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club
  (unseen)
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche
  a +5 demon trident
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe
  a +5 battleaxe
  a +5 broad axe
(4, 7, D)
  a +3 large shield
  a +3 shield
  a +3 buckler
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  +5 shadow dragon scales
  +5 storm dragon scales
  +5 ice dragon scales
  +5 fire dragon scales
  a +5 plate armour
(5, 8, D)
  a +0 leather armour
  a +1 hunting sling
  a +0 short sword
(10, 4, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(10, 5, D)
  an uncursed ring of flight
(10, 6, D)
  an uncursed staff of energy
(11, 1, D)
  the +7 longbow "Piercer" {penet, EV-2}
    Ammo fired by it will pass through the targets it hits, potentially hitting
    all targets in its path until it reaches maximum range.
    
    It affects your evasion (-2).
  the +7 Singing Sword {slice, sonic wave}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
  the +7 mace of Variability {chain chaos}
    Each time it hits an enemy it has a different, random effect.
  the +0 sword of Power
  the +12 scythe "Gram" {slice, Dex+5}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It affects your dexterity (+5).
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
    If a monster killed with it leaves a corpse in good enough shape, the corpse
    will be animated as a zombie friendly to the killer.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, rPois rF+ rC+ AC+3}
    It affects your AC (+3).
    It protects you from fire.
    It protects you from cold.
    It protects you from poison.
  the +11 plutonium sword {*Contam Stlth-}
    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    It makes you less stealthy.
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {inner flame, rF++}
    It has been specially enchanted to burn those struck by it, causing extra
    injury to most foes and up to half again as much damage against particularly
    susceptible opponents.
    
    It greatly protects you from fire.
  the cursed +14 obsidian axe {chop, +Fly SInv *Curse}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It lets you see invisible.
    It lets you fly.
    It curses itself when equipped.
    It has a curse placed upon it.
  the +10 dark maul {crush}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
  the +9 heavy crossbow "Sniper" {velocity, Acc+∞ SInv}
    Any bolt fired from it inflicts extra damage.
    
    It lets you see invisible.
  the +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, Archmagi MP+6 Int+6}
    It inflicts no extra harm, but heals its wielder when it wounds a living
    foe.
    
    It affects your intelligence (+6).
    It affects your magic capacity (+6).
(73, 1, D)
  a +2 pair of boots of running