Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(4, 0, D)
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 dire flail of protection
  a +2 rapier of venom
(38, 0, D)
  a +0 giant club