Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword
  a +5 great sword
  a +5 double sword
  a +5 demon blade
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  a +5 longbow
  a +5 shortbow
  a +5 triple crossbow
  a +5 arbalest
  a +5 hand crossbow
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade
  a +5 rapier
  a +5 dagger
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club
  a +5 giant club
  a +5 great mace
  a +5 demon whip
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche
  a +5 demon trident
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe
  a +5 battleaxe
  a +5 broad axe
(4, 7, D)
  a +3 tower shield
  a +3 kite shield
  a +3 buckler
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  +5 shadow dragon scales
  +5 storm dragon scales
  +5 ice dragon scales
  +5 fire dragon scales
  a +5 plate armour
(6, 8, D)
  a +0 robe
  a +0 dagger
(10, 0, D)
  the +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, MP+6 Int+6}
    It heals its wielder for a portion of the damage dealt when they wound a
    living foe with it or with a spell.
    
    Its wielder's spells cost health as well as magical power.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+6).
    MP:        It affects your magic capacity (+6).
  the +9 heavy crossbow "Sniper" {vorpal, Acc+∞ SInv}
    Any ammunition fired from it inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    Any ammunition fired from it never misses its target.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
  the +10 dark maul {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
(10, 4, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(11, 0, D)
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {inner flame, rF++}
    It burns those it strikes, dealing additional fire damage.
    
    It fills those it strikes with an explosive inner flame.
    
    It grants immunity to clouds of flame.
    
    rF:        It greatly protects you from fire.
  the +11 plutonium sword {Contam Stlth-}
    It occasionally inflicts wild transmutation effects on those it strikes,
    inflicting malmutation or extra damage, or polymorphing them into a new
    form.
    
    Contam:    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    Stlth:     It makes you less stealthy.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, rPois rF+ rC+ AC+3}
    It inflicts extra damage against dragons and draconians.
    
    AC:        It affects your AC (+3).
    rF:        It protects you from fire.
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
    Any living foe damaged by it may be reanimated upon death as a zombie
    friendly to the wielder, with an increasing chance as more damage is dealt.
  the +13 scythe of Curses {drain, Drain}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of any living foe it strikes.
    
    It inflicts powerful necromantic curses on any living foe it strikes.
    
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
  the +5 sword of Power {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It occasionally discharges a powerful but inaccurate bolt of energy upon
    striking a foe, with increased chance the greater the wielder's current
    health.
  the +7 mace of Variability {chain chaos}
    Each time it hits an enemy it has a different, random effect.
    
    It occasionally unleashes arcs of chaos on nearby creatures upon striking a
    foe.
    
    Cheibriados disapproves of the use of such an item.
  the +7 Singing Sword {vorpal, sonic wave}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It radiates damaging sonic waves as it strikes, especially in combat
    involving dangerous or numerous foes.
  the +8 storm bow {elec, penet}
    Any ammunition fired from it occasionally discharges a powerful burst of
    electricity upon striking a foe.
    
    Any ammunition fired by it passes through the targets it hits, potentially
    hitting all targets in its path until it reaches maximum range.
(59, 36, D)
  the +7 mace "Holosy" {flame, rPois}
    It burns those it strikes, dealing additional fire damage.
    
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
  (unseen)
(59, 37, D)
  a +0 war axe of electrocution
  (unseen)
(59, 40, D)
  a +1 great mace of draining (still there?)
  a +0 chain mail (still there?)
(60, 36, D)
  a +2 dagger of holy wrath
  (unseen)
(60, 37, D)
  a staff of earth
  (unseen)
(60, 40, D)
  a +3 great mace (still there?)
  a +0 chain mail (still there?)
(60, 41, D)
  a +0 battleaxe of draining (still there?)
  a +0 plate armour (still there?)
(60, 42, D)
  a +0 morningstar
(60, 43, D)
  a +1 battleaxe (still there?)
  a +0 plate armour (still there?)
(61, 0, D)
  a staff of air
(61, 8, D)
  a condenser vane
(61, 16, D)
  a staff of poison
  (unseen)
(61, 27, D)
  a +2 scythe of venom
  a +0 robe
  the human corpse of Sigmund
(61, 36, D)
  the +11 great mace of Resourcefulness {protect, Dex+3}
    It grants its wielder temporary protection when it strikes (+7 to AC).
    
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (+3).
  (unseen)
(61, 37, D)
  the +8 mithril axe "Arga" {speed, Will+}
    Attacks with this weapon are significantly faster.
    
    Will:      It increases your willpower.
    
    Cheibriados disapproves of the use of such an item.
  (unseen)
(61, 39, D)
  a +1 great sword of draining (still there?)
  a +0 plate armour (still there?)
(61, 41, D)
  a +2 great mace of protection
  (unseen)
(61, 42, D)
  a +2 vampiric morningstar
  (unseen)
(62, 0, D)
  a +0 rapier of venom
(62, 1, D)
  a +4 battleaxe of venom
(62, 8, D)
  a +3 scale mail of cold resistance
(62, 9, D)
  a phantom mirror
(62, 16, D)
  a +1 broad axe of distortion
(62, 17, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(62, 26, D)
  a staff of cold
(62, 27, D)
  a +1 dagger of holy wrath
(62, 28, D)
  a +1 trident of pain
  a +2 robe of willpower
  the orc corpse of Blork the orc
(62, 36, D)
  an amulet of guardian spirit
(62, 37, D)
  a book of Annihilations
(63, 0, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(63, 8, D)
  a +2 short sword of speed
  (unseen)
(63, 16, D)
  a staff of fire
(63, 26, D)
  a +0 club
  a +0 robe
  a staff of poison
(63, 27, D)
  a +3 quarterstaff of chaos
  a +0 cloak
(63, 30, D)
  a +0 short sword
  a +0 ring mail
(63, 31, D)
  a +1 scimitar of flaming
  a +2 robe of resistance
  the human corpse of Erica
(63, 36, D)
  a +0 spear of freezing
  (unseen)
(63, 37, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(63, 40, D)
  a +0 morningstar
(64, 16, D)
  a staff of earth
  (unseen)
(64, 17, D)
  a +3 longbow of flaming
  (unseen)
(64, 27, D)
  4 potions of haste
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
(64, 29, D)
  a +1 flail of holy wrath
  a +0 chain mail
  the human corpse of Edmund
(65, 26, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(67, 0, D)
  a +2 trident of flaming
  (unseen)
(69, 36, D)
  the +3 robe of the Known World {rC- rCorr Slay+3}
    Slay:      It affects your accuracy & damage with ranged weapons and melee
    (+3).
    rC:        It makes you vulnerable to cold.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
(70, 9, D)
  a staff of fire
  (unseen)
(70, 12, D)
  a +3 morningstar (still there?)
  a +0 robe (still there?)
(70, 36, D)
  a condenser vane
(70, 37, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(70, 42, D)
  a +0 giant spiked club
  a +0 dire flail
  a two-headed ogre corpse
(71, 8, D)
  a ring of poison resistance
(71, 16, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(71, 17, D)
  a +2 leather armour of fire resistance
(71, 27, D)
  a +2 mace of holy wrath
  (unseen)
(71, 36, D)
  a phantom mirror
(71, 37, D)
  a +4 broad axe of freezing
(71, 41, D)
  4 large rocks
  a +0 troll leather armour
  a +0 giant spiked club
  a troll corpse
(71, 42, D)
  a +0 giant spiked club
  a +0 giant club
  a two-headed ogre corpse
(72, 8, D)
  a ring of poison resistance
(72, 9, D)
  a piece from Xom's chessboard (15/15)
(72, 16, D)
  a +0 hand crossbow of freezing
(72, 17, D)
  a +1 flail of protection
  the +6 trident of Armageddon {vorpal, Int+8}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+8).
(72, 26, D)
  a +0 war axe of electrocution
(72, 27, D)
  a +4 scimitar of holy wrath
  (unseen)
(72, 36, D)
  a +3 vorpal triple crossbow
(72, 38, D)
  a +0 giant spiked club
  an ogre corpse
(72, 39, D)
  a +0 giant club
  an ogre corpse
(72, 42, D)
  a +0 giant club
  a +0 giant club
(73, 1, D)
  a +0 rapier of speed
(73, 2, D)
  a +0 arbalest
(73, 16, D)
  a +2 pair of boots of rampaging
(73, 17, D)
  the +6 sling of the Fox {freeze, rElec rCorr Str-4 Int+6}
    Any ammunition fired from it freezes those it strikes, dealing additional
    cold damage. It can also slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    Str:       It affects your strength (-4).
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+6).
    rElec:     It insulates you from electricity.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
(73, 18, D)
  a +0 flail
(73, 27, D)
  a ring of fire
(73, 31, D)
  a +0 scythe of flaming
(73, 36, D)
  a +3 plate armour of cold resistance
(73, 40, D)
  a +0 giant club
  an ogre corpse
(74, 2, D)
  a +0 arbalest
(75, 1, D)
  the +0 plate armour of Boredom {-Tele Int+7}
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+7).
    -Tele:     It prevents most forms of teleportation.