Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 shortbow
(0, 1, D)
  a +0 shortbow
(0, 2, D)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 robe
  a kobold skeleton
(0, 3, D)
  a +0 robe
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 shortbow
  a centaur skeleton
(0, 5, D)
  a +0 scale mail
  a howler monkey skeleton
  a kobold skeleton
(0, 11, D)
  a +0 long sword
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of protection
  a +2 vorpal morningstar
  the +1 broad axe of Pasu {vorpal, Str-4 Int+5}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    Str:       It affects your strength (-4).
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+5).
  a +2 rapier of draining
(0, 45, D)
  an iguana corpse (skeletalised by now)
(0, 50, D)
  a +0 dagger