Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword (still there?)
  a +5 great sword (still there?)
  a +5 double sword (still there?)
  a +5 demon blade (still there?)
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  a +5 sling
  a +5 longbow
  a +5 shortbow
  a +5 triple crossbow
  a +5 arbalest
  a +5 hand crossbow
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade (still there?)
  a +5 rapier (still there?)
  a +5 dagger (still there?)
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club
  a +5 giant club
  a +5 great mace
  a +5 demon whip
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche (still there?)
  a +5 demon trident (still there?)
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe (still there?)
  a +5 battleaxe (still there?)
  a +5 broad axe (still there?)
(4, 7, D)
  a +3 tower shield (still there?)
  a +3 kite shield (still there?)
  a +3 buckler (still there?)
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  +5 shadow dragon scales
  +5 storm dragon scales
  +5 ice dragon scales
  +5 fire dragon scales
  a +5 plate armour
(6, 8, D)
  a +0 scale mail
  a +0 buckler
  a +0 war axe
(10, 0, D)
  the +6 Majin-Bo {vamp, MP+6 Int+6}
    It heals its wielder for a portion of the damage dealt when they wound a
    living foe with it or with a spell.
    
    Its wielder's spells cost health as well as magical power.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+6).
    MP:        It affects your magic capacity (+6).
  the +9 heavy crossbow "Sniper" {vorpal, Acc+∞ SInv}
    Any ammunition fired from it inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    Any ammunition fired from it never misses its target.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
  the +10 dark maul {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
(10, 4, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(11, 0, D)
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {inner flame, rF++}
    It burns those it strikes, dealing additional fire damage.
    
    It fills those it strikes with an explosive inner flame.
    
    It grants immunity to clouds of flame.
    
    rF:        It greatly protects you from fire.
  the +11 plutonium sword {Contam Stlth-}
    It occasionally inflicts wild transmutation effects on those it strikes,
    inflicting malmutation or extra damage, or polymorphing them into a new
    form.
    
    Contam:    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    Stlth:     It makes you less stealthy.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, rPois rF+ rC+ AC+3}
    It inflicts extra damage against dragons and draconians.
    
    AC:        It affects your AC (+3).
    rF:        It protects you from fire.
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
    Any living foe damaged by it may be reanimated upon death as a zombie
    friendly to the wielder, with an increasing chance as more damage is dealt.
  the +13 scythe of Curses {drain, Drain}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of any living foe it strikes.
    
    It inflicts powerful necromantic curses on any living foe it strikes.
    
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
  the +5 sword of Power {vorpal}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It occasionally discharges a powerful but inaccurate bolt of energy upon
    striking a foe, with increased chance the greater the wielder's current
    health.
  the +7 mace of Variability {chain chaos}
    Each time it hits an enemy it has a different, random effect.
    
    It occasionally unleashes arcs of chaos on nearby creatures upon striking a
    foe.
    
    Cheibriados disapproves of the use of such an item.
  the +7 Singing Sword {vorpal, sonic wave}
    It inflicts extra damage upon your enemies.
    
    It radiates damaging sonic waves as it strikes, especially in combat
    involving dangerous or numerous foes.
  the +8 storm bow {elec, penet}
    Any ammunition fired from it occasionally discharges a powerful burst of
    electricity upon striking a foe.
    
    Any ammunition fired by it passes through the targets it hits, potentially
    hitting all targets in its path until it reaches maximum range.
(61, 0, D)
  the +8 trident of Wekosiem {distort, rPois rC- Dex+4}
    It warps and distorts space around it, and may blink, banish, or inflict
    extra damage upon those it strikes. Unwielding it can cause banishment or
    high damage.
    
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (+4).
    rC:        It makes you vulnerable to cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
(61, 8, D)
  a +3 ring mail of cold resistance
(62, 0, D)
  the +5 demon whip "Spellbinder" {antimagic, Will+}
    It reduces the magical energy of the wielder, and disrupts the spells and
    magical abilities of those it strikes. Natural abilities and divine
    invocations are not affected.
    
    It unleashes wild and unpredictable magical effects upon striking a wizard
    or a creature with magical abilities.
    
    Will:      It increases your willpower.
(62, 1, D)
  a +6 ring of strength
(62, 4, D)
  a hell hound corpse (skeletalised by now)
(62, 8, D)
  a staff of earth
(63, 0, D)
  a +5 war axe of electrocution
(63, 8, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(67, 0, D)
  the +4 great sword of Cobwebs {holy, rElec}
    It has been blessed by the Shining One to cause great damage to the undead
    and demons.
    
    rElec:     It insulates you from electricity.
(68, 0, D)
  a +1 leather armour of willpower
(69, 0, D)
  10 potions of haste
(70, 8, D)
  a +3 ring mail of willpower
  (unseen)
(71, 16, D)
  a tin of tremorstones (2/2)
(71, 17, D)
  a +5 morningstar of draining
  (unseen)
(72, 8, D)
  the +5 mace "Nuwkayg" {venom, rCorr Int+2 SInv}
    It poisons the flesh of those it strikes.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+2).
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
  (unseen)
(72, 9, D)
  a box of beasts
(72, 16, D)
  the +8 flail of Myofyhar {drain, rC+ Int+4 Dex+2}
    A truly terrible weapon, it drains the life of any living foe it strikes.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+4).
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (+2).
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
  (unseen)
(72, 17, D)
  a +3 vorpal shortbow
  (unseen)
(73, 1, D)
  a piece from Xom's chessboard (15/15)
(73, 16, D)
  a +1 vorpal falchion
  (unseen)
(73, 17, D)
  a phial of floods
(75, 1, D)
  a +3 chain mail of willpower
  (unseen)