Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(4, 0, D)
  a +0 war axe
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  the +4 quarterstaff of the Postmodern Loafs {protect, rPois Will++ Dex-4 SInv}
    It grants its wielder temporary protection when it strikes (+7 to AC).
    
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (-4).
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
    Will:      It greatly increases your willpower.
  a +2 halberd of venom
  a +2 morningstar of protection
  a +2 rapier of venom
(37, 0, D)
  a +0 short sword
  a +0 leather armour
  an orc corpse
(44, 0, D)
  a +0 club