Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 plate armour
(1, 0, D)
  a +0 pair of gloves
(2, 0, D)
  a +0 helmet
(4, 0, D)
  a +2 scimitar of flaming
  a +4 quarterstaff of speed
  a +2 halberd of venom
  a +2 vorpal dire flail
  a +1 broad axe of flaming
  a +2 rapier of distortion
(36, 0, D)
  a +0 whip