Groucho

the Dungeon
(0, 0, D)
  a +0 shortbow
  a yak skeleton
(1, 0, D)
  a +0 battleaxe
  a +0 robe
(5, 0, D)
  a +0 scale mail
(9, 0, D)
  the +2 scimitar of Ascent {elec, +Blink Str+4 Dex+2}
    It occasionally discharges a powerful burst of electricity upon striking a
    foe.
    
    Str:       It affects your strength (+4).
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (+2).
    +Blink:    It lets you blink.
  a +0 lajatang
  a +2 halberd of protection
  the +2 morningstar of the Crawling Thing {freeze, Fragile rF+++ Str+6}
    It freezes those it strikes, dealing additional cold damage. It can also
    slow down cold-blooded creatures.
    
    Str:       It affects your strength (+6).
    rF:        It renders you almost immune to fire.
    Fragile:   It will be destroyed if unequipped.
  a +2 rapier of venom
(43, 0, D)
  a +0 whip
  a gnoll corpse (skeletalised by now)