Groucho

the Dungeon
(3, 2, D)
  a +5 triple sword
  a +5 great sword
  a +5 double sword
  a +5 demon blade
(3, 3, D)
  a +5 lajatang
(3, 4, D)
  a +5 sling
  a +5 longbow
  a +5 shortbow
  a +5 triple crossbow
  a +5 arbalest
  a +5 hand crossbow
(4, 2, D)
  a +5 quick blade
  a +5 rapier
  a +5 dagger
(4, 3, D)
  a +5 giant spiked club
  a +5 giant club
  a +5 great mace
  a +5 demon whip
(4, 4, D)
  a +5 bardiche
  a +5 demon trident
(4, 5, D)
  a +5 executioner's axe
  a +5 battleaxe
  a +5 broad axe
(4, 7, D)
  an orb of mayhem
  an orb of guile
  a +3 tower shield
  a +3 kite shield
  a +3 buckler
(4, 8, D)
  a +5 crystal plate armour
  +5 gold dragon scales
  +5 shadow dragon scales
  +5 storm dragon scales
  +5 ice dragon scales
  +5 fire dragon scales
  a +5 plate armour
(10, 0, D)
  the +6 Majin-Bo {spellvamp, MP+6 Int+6}
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+6).
    MP:        It affects your magic capacity (+6).
  the +27 heavy crossbow "Sniper" {heavy, Acc+∞ SInv}
    Acc+∞:     It never misses its target.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
  the +10 dark maul {heavy}
  the +15 Maxwell's patent armour {-Cast -Tele rElec Will+ rCorr}
    rElec:     It insulates you from electricity.
    -Cast:     It prevents spellcasting.
    -Tele:     It prevents most forms of teleportation.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
    Will:      It increases your willpower.
  the +18 shield of the Gong {Loud rN+ Will+ rCorr EV-5}
    Loud:      It is deafeningly noisy when blocking attacks.
    
    EV:        It affects your evasion (-5).
    rN:        It protects you from negative energy.
    rCorr:     It protects you from acid and corrosion.
    Will:      It increases your willpower.
  the +16 obsidian axe {drain, demonic, Mesm Drain Fly SInv}
    Mesm:      Its wielder is mesmerised by any visible foes, and it cannot be
    unequipped while any foes are visible.
    
    SInv:      It lets you see invisible.
    Fly:       It grants you flight.
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
(11, 0, D)
  the +7 great mace "Firestarter" {flame, immolate, rFlCloud rF++}
    rFlCloud:  It grants immunity to clouds of flame.
    
    rF:        It greatly protects you from fire.
  the +6 shillelagh "Devastator" {shatter}
  the +11 plutonium sword {Contam Stlth-}
    Contam:    It causes magical contamination when unequipped.
    Stlth:     It makes you less stealthy.
  the +8 lance "Wyrmbane" {slay drac, rPois rF+ rC+ AC+3}
    AC:        It affects your AC (+3).
    rF:        It protects you from fire.
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rPois:     It protects you from poison.
  the +9 sword of Zonguldrok {reap}
  the +13 scythe of Curses {drain, curses, Drain}
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
  the +9 sword of Power {lifebolt}
  the +7 mace of Variability {chaos, chaos arc}
  the +11 Singing Sword {sonic wave}
  the +8 storm bow {elec, penet}
(67, 0, D)
  a piece from Xom's chessboard (15/15)
(68, 0, D)
  a lightning rod (4/4)
(68, 1, D)
  a shapeshifter corpse
(68, 5, D)
  the felid corpse of Groucho
(69, 0, D)
  a book of Flames
(73, 1, D)
  the staff of cold "Plog" {Drain rC+ rN+ Int+2 Dex+6}
    [staff of cold]
    
    Base accuracy: +5  Base damage: 5  Base attack delay: 1.2
    This weapon's minimum attack delay (0.6) is reached at skill level 12.
    
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+2).
    Dex:       It affects your dexterity (+6).
    rC:        It protects you from cold.
    rN:        It protects you from negative energy.
    Drain:     It drains your maximum health when unequipped.
    
    It falls into the 'Staves' category. It is a two-pawed weapon.
(75, 1, D)
  the +3 halberd "Groucho's Bane" {flame, Int+4}
    Int:       It affects your intelligence (+4).