Groucho

the Dungeon
(4, 8, D)
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse
(5, 4, D)
  a +2 mace
  a +2 vampiric hand axe
(6, 4, D)
  a +2 heavy quarterstaff
  a +2 trident
(7, 4, D)
  a +2 falchion